Create Your Own G.O.P.

We return in force this week with a bonus feature by a guest blogger, whom we'll refer to as The Scrivener, with a hand from yours truly.

 

As the political season dictates, we must call bullshit when we see it. So by all means, please mix and match the following words as you see fit (or better yet, make your own additions) to most accurately brand the G.O.P. initialism (don't call it an "acronym").

Have fun!

And remember — this November, and always — not to allow the Gutless Obama-Phobes and Grossly Over-Paid Goons of the One Percent who have Gone Off the Plank Govern by Oligarchy and Plutocracy. Vote out those who embrace Greed Over Principles and the Glorification of Obscene Profits, while happily nuzzling up to lobbyists (Good Old Payola!) and Genuflecting Over Petroleum.

 

G	O	P
Grandiose	Old	Party
Gang (of)	Obtuse	Puppets
Goons (for)	Odious	Profiteers
Greed(y)	Obnoxious	Plutocrats / Plutocracy
Gross(ly)	Obscene	Patriarchy
Giant / Gigantic	Oligarchy / Oligarchical	Petroleum
Gluttonous / Gluttons	Obsessed	Politicos
Greasy	Offensive	Pinocchios
Great	Oppression / Oppressive	Plunderers
Guns	Oil	Pollution / Pollutants
Governing (by)	Obstruction(ist)	Paranoia
Galling	Obdurate	Past
Gutless	Obstinate	Persecutors
Gravy train	Of (or Over)	Propaganda / Propagandists
Grabby	Overlords	Patronage
Glib	Obfuscating	Parasites
Goldbrick	Old-boy	Payola
Guilt(y)	Officious(ness)	Pomposity
Grating	Off-putting	Pachyderms
Garden-variety	Ostentatious	Pimps
Gaseous	Overserved	Poachers
Gratuitous	Overcompensating	Perpetuators
Grandstanding	Overpaid	Ponzi-Schemers
Glaring	Off-kilter	People
Ginned-up	Out-to-lunch	Pox
Goofball	Out-of-touch	Pawns

Let us know which ones are your favorites, and share your own G.O.P. combos in the Comments!

Here are some to get you started:

• Good Ol’-Boy Party
• Gang Of Puppets
• Greed, Oil, & Pollution
• Guns, Oil & Paranoia
• Goons for Oil Profiteers
• Generators Of Poverty
• Greedy Oil-Soaked Politicians
• Goodbye to Our Planet
• Gluttons Obsessed with Power
• Grossly Obstructionist Plutocrats
• Government Over (not Of) the People
• Greedy Old Patronizers
• Gasbags on PCP [Gasp! So '70s.]

 

Note: Above G.O.P. elephant logo takeoffs are from a brilliant book called GOP100—Deconstructing Dumbo by the outstanding and imaginative Thomas Fuchs studio.

Comments

[dvg]

Brilliant! Needs to be shared widely!

[BK]

That's where you come in, dvg. Please do. Share widely!

[Save My Sanity]

Gross Old Peckers

[Second Liner]

Gamey Obese Prostitutes